Not The Biggest Fan...

I am finally fed up! I have decided I am not the biggest fan of "The Purse"! I know, I know, they come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors but, I am just not a fan. I know...I even just made one! What what I thinking? Just one more place to collect crap. It does not matter what color, size, or shape my purse is it ends up being a dumping ground for junk! I can never find the one thing I am looking for. Lately this has meant holding up lines as I one-by-one begin taking things out till I find what I am looking for (Yes, I have become "That Lady!"), or actually putting my bag on the ground so that I can get in there with TWO hands! I am ridiculous! So, today I did it! I finally just dumped it out to see what has been causing me to be "That Lady!" And here is the Damage:

After sitting down and rummaging through the clutter this is what I discovered:

-5 Pens: All black ink because I use them at work and end up walking out still holding on to them.

-2 bottles of hand lotion: "Look Ma New Hands" from Bath & Body works...My Fave!

-1 bottle hand sanitizer: No explanation needed, you just need to have one.

-My work keys

-Weight Watchers Calculator: Helps my figure out my points at a click of a button.

-6 Tampons: Why six? Why not?

-2 movie tickets: Twilight from 11/22/08 and Bride Wars from 1/10/09.

-Lip gloss

-Ryan's Christmas List: The example of me getting down on the floor to look in my bag...well this exact list made that happen before Christmas time in REI! Awkward!

-5 paint samples

-My cell phone

-Screen protectors for my cell phone

-Verizon rebate card: with nothing on it.

-My i-pod: I am currently listening to the Inheritance Trilogy. I am on the last book "Brisinger" and loving it. I recommend it...if you can get past the first book, it is kind of a snoozer!

-1 Bottle Cap: my favorite little candy...left over from the dollar movies the other night (TWILIGHT: number 7...check!)

-3 cough drops

-2 dollars and 1 penny: You know what that means...Dell Taco for dinner :)

-2 check stubs

-13 receipts

-8 bill print offs from the computer

-Sun glasses case

-Sun glasses cleaner kit

-A lovely but oh so ever very annoying pile of TRASH!

And a Partridge in a Pear Tree!!!!

Who would of thought all of this CRAP would be in this little cute purse...

Yeah, not the biggest fan!